Framingham State College Show and Lady... The Tramp?

Well last night was Framingham State College. And what a show it was! Everyone in attendance (all 450 of them) were absolutely amazing! I want to extend my thanks to the SUAB ! Thank you guys for having me and we'll see you at NACA in Hartford in November!

With everyone at the show, almost every single person wrote down a question for my staple routine, The Q&A Act. I know all of you wanted your Q's answered during the show, but as we know time is a factor and we could only do about 10 of the questions. I have as always promised to answer every question that I missed after the show here in my blog. I will do as many as I can, odds are I will not write over 400 questions so if I miss yours please email me at chris@chrisboltermagic.com and I'll do my best to answer yours personally!

Here we go!

Q:What is my career going to be? - Brianna Crowley
A: I'm seeing something in the medical field, either a nurse, nursing assistant or some other related job in a hospital environment.

Q:What country did I visit at the age of 15? - Emily Josselyn
A: You went to Holland!

Q:Will I pass my MTEL tomorrow? - Kaitlyn F.
A: If you're asking now, then I'd study hard if I were you. .... But I think you'll do fine.

Q: Will I find a man that loves me for me?
A: Yes you will. Blunt I know, but I am confident that you will.

Q:What does my mother do every Friday night? - Tina Mueller
A: She goes Line dancing! And she's good at it too!

Q:What are my kid's names? - Tamar M.
A: Their names are Garo and Karina!

Q:When will I hit big on a scratch ticket? And how much?
A: If I could answer this question, I probably wouldn't be writing this blog right now. :)

Q:Where was I born? - Lorin D.
A: Winchester, Massachusetts

Q:What grade did I get on my biopsych. test? - Alyssa
A: B+

Q: Will I be a famous fashion designer ? - Samantha C.
A: Depends, do you make cool clothes everyone likes? If so, then yea sure why not.

Q:What is my fav. basketball team? - Nathan B.
A: The Lakers!

Q: Who is my best friend? - Garo M.
A: You mean it's not me? ... Just kidding, it's Armen.

Q: What four countries did I visit in 7th grade? - Jessica L.
A: Greece, Italy, France and England

Q: What is my favorite number, plus my least favorite number, minus my birthday. (the day of the month)
A: This is an incredibly complex question and I wasn't sure I was going to even attempt to answer it. But the total is 15 Erika, thank you!

Q:What did I answer to number 15 on my math 310 number theory test? - Craigh O'Connor
A: Zn2-1 (the 2 is squared)

Q:What was the name of my first hampster? - Nicole
A: Zippity .. ... dooo daa

Q: Where did I go on vacation summer 209 for 9 days and what is the brand name of my favorite bathing suit that I wore? - Michelle K.
A: Cayman Islands, and it's Ralph Lauren!

Q: What is my dog's name? - Adirenne S.
A: Berkeley ... he's cute too!

Q: Will I end up being an emergency room doctor? - Cady L.
A: Yes, if you want to bad enough that is. Which I think you do, just by asking this question.

Q:What am I afraid of? - Jennie A.
A: You're afraid of Porcelain Dolls. ... weirdo..... jk

Q: Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?
A: Is that a serious question?

Q: What is my mother's maiden name? - Anonymous
A: Her name is Deschamps

Q: Who is my roomate? - Christina C.
A: Sarah McClure

Q: What year was I born? - Carey S.
A: 1990

Q: When did I go to France? - Victoria C.
A: You went in February of 2009

Q: Will I end up working in NYC after college? - Elaina R.
A: Yes you will. (that's if you want to bad enough)

Q: What was my first car? - Nick M.
A: Toyota Corolla

Q: Why is my hair white and at what age did it happen? - Alyssa G.
A: It's called Vitiligo and it happened at age 8.

Q: Where was I born? - Barbara R.
A: Green Bay, Wisconsin. (I've been there!)

Q: What is my cell phone number? - Patricia B.
A: *1* - 331 - **35 ( I purposely left out the other digits for obvious reasons)

Q: Why did Matt dump me via email? - Emily S.
A: What an a$$hole Emily, he doesnt deserve you! He claimed it was because of the time difference and that he was "shy" .. what a loser! Don't worry you'll find someone 10x better then him!

Q: What was the name of my first dog? - Kaylen S.
A: His name was Chewy.

Q: What is my beta fish's name? - Cassandra P.
A: Mao Mittens.. not a very "fighter" name there Cassandra!

Q: Where do I work ? Jennifer Mitchell
A: Justice?

Q: How old is my sister? - Courtney W.
A: She is 5 years old. :)

Q: What am I doing tomorrow? - Stephanie L.
A: Being "Sam the Ram" the school Mascot!

Q: What are the initials of my future husband? - Laura D.
A: R.T .... maybe R.D

Q: Who was my fourth grade crush? - Jess T.
A: His name is Rob Glaser

Q: What color underwear am I wearing ? - Kerrin D.
A: They are pink and white.. Victoria's secret I believe?

Q: What was my favorite trip with my family? - Anonymous
A: Pennsylvania I think..

Q: What is my dog's name?- Bryana B.
A: His name is Biscuit.

Q: Where did I previously attend college? - Jon B.
A: Clemson University

Q: What is the name of my intermurral soccer team? - Andy B.
A: Que Pasa

Q: How old will I be in 20 years? - Amber S.
A: You'll be 28 Amber!

Q: Where did I go on my dance competition? - Kaylee R.
A: You went to Germany. Berlin or Hamburg I believe?

Q: When is my birthday? - Khoren M.
A: June 5th, 1970

Q: Who is my roomate? - Katie H.
A: Cassandra P.

Q: What was my senior dance Jazz song? - Sarah H.
A: Michael Jackson's amazing THRILLER !!

Q: How old am I ? - John J.
A: John you're 5 1/4 years old and you have awesome penmanship!

Q: Where did I go to high school ? - Courtney M.
A: You went to Quincy High School and SO DID I !!!!!! That's crazy we have the same high schools!!

Well that's about it for Framingham State. Again I want to thank everyone who came to the show and I look forward to coming back very soon!! Oh and if I missed your question please email me at chris@chrisboltermagic.com!

Thanks guys!

Castleton State College - August 29th, 2009

Hey Everyone! Back with another blog update from my most recent gig up in Castleton, VT for the totally awesome crew at Castleton State!

My blog updates could use some better up keep as I just got back from a ten college tour in the mid west. Which left stops at Morningside College in Sioux City, IA , Central College in Pella, IA, Iowa Wesleyan College in Mt.Pleasant, IA, The University of Chicago, and Northern Illinois University just to name a few. Sorry to those schools that there were no blog updates. Jumping from school to school with little to no sleep leaves little time to keep updates. But! I will do my best from now on!

Anyways, back to Castleton. We had roughly 100 kids at the show last night and everyone was absolutely stunned, I truly love seeing so many dumb founded faces. And it's also great when 3 guys get up, freak out, say "What The Hell!!" and walk out in confusion. Always fun!

At the end of the show, not only was I bombarded by several students with question upon question I also got the chance to demonstrate a few more mental abilities when a group of soccer dudes asked if I could name a few friends of theirs. Not only did I get the names, dead on. But I made them storm out in utter shock.

Well, as most of you know I always end my shows in a particular way. So like always I will answer the remaining questions.

To start:

Q:What is my favorite song? - Kaetlyn B.
A:"Dreamer" by Atmosphere

Q:What is my mom's cell phone number? - Stephanie T.
A: Obviously I'm not going to give out the whole number but the bulk of it is (***) - 989-3112

Q:What color are my favorite pair of shoes? - Dan Gardner
A: It's orange and their Crocs.

Q:What color poster did I buy today? - Patrick H.
A: It was red

Q:Will I score a tri in Rugby this season? - Brooke S.
A: Yes you will. But not until the end of the season.

Q:What town was I born in? - Kim L.
A:Colebrook, NH

Q:What was the first football team I played for? - Tim M.
A: It was the Londonderry Panthers

Q:Will the boat sell? - Christine T.
A: I'm pretty sure it will. Just be patient.

Q: What was the name of the street I grew up on? - Courtney O.
A: It was Minton Rd.

Q:Will I get a lotus exige? Nick M.
A: If I only knew what the hell that was, I'd say.... Yes?

Q:Will I graduate on time? - Anna Palmer
A: If you're questioning it, I'd start focusing on school exclusively.

Q: What is my favorite type of pop-tart? - Jacob K.
A: It's Wild Berry, I enjoy classic strawberry.

Q:Will I make it to Uganda? Louise M.
A: Hopefully :)

Q:What was the name of my first pet? - Brodie J.
A: His name was Tiger.

Q: What did my mom eat while she was pregnant with me? - Michelle C.
A:Ham and Jalepeno sandwiches .. ew...

Q: What is my mom's maiden name? - Marissa F.
A: Her maiden name is Rochon ... I think...

Q: Will I be happy in my marriage? - Amanda C.
A: Oh, Amanda. How one could have a field day with this question. But I'll cut it short and save the time. If you work on it, care equally for one another, learn to reason, admit your wrong and suffer some humiliation from time to time. Like we all have to do. Then Yes I do believe it will succeed.

Well that just about does it. If for some reason I did not call your question, please email it to me and I will do my best to answer it. My direct email is chris@chrisboltermagic.com.

Thanks again Castleton State College! I had an awesome time and can't wait to come back!

Chris Bolter - 8-30-09

The Home Depot Corporation - July 12, 2009

Last night I had the honor of performing for the Home Depot company. It was a fantastic show with so many people I couldn't even count. I got to meet some great people from the company and we all had an awesome time during the show.

As you all know I close all of my big shows with my question and answer routine. Here are the questions from last nights show. Surprisingly we got through quite a few, the ones remaining here we did not get a chance to examine. Enjoy!

Q:What was my 1st husband's name? - Helen
A: His name was Donnie

Q: What is the name of my first grandchild? - Billy
A: Her name is Fran.

Q: How many Toms are there in my family? - Dennis
A: Dennis, there are three Tom's in your family.

Q: What is my street address number in Vermont? - Laura
A: I believe it is 2647

Q: Who was my first ASM (assistant store manager) ? - Eric
A: His name was Tom Gunther.

Q: What was the name of my dog I had while I lived at home? - Sam
A: His name was Peanut Sam.

Q: When was my last drink? - Billy W.
A: Billy, you're last drink was on May 14th, 2004. Congratulations by the way!

Q: What is the name of my car? - Ed
A: Your car's name is Ruby!

Q: What is my older sister's name? - Victoria
A: Your older sister's name is Alysia

Q: Who was my first boyfriend, who broke my heart? - Karen
A: His name was Stephan Pisano, don't worry he's an idiot anyways!

Q: What was my dog's name? - Robert
A: His name was Madison. He was a golden retriever I believe.

Q: Who lives across the street from me? - Ralph
A: Jon lives across the street from you Ralph.

Q: What was my very first car? - Patty
A: It was a black cougar.

Q: What was the name of my best friend who past away when I was little? - Connie
A: Her name was Asha Chambers, I'm very sorry Connie.

Q: What were the names of my childhood turtles? - Judy
A: There names were Hal, and Sal.

And finally,

Q: What is my baby's middle name? - Angela
A: Her middle nameS are Regina Catherine.

Again, I want to thank the Home Depot company for having me last night. I had a great time and I trust you all did as well. Hopefully, I'll be back next year to give you all another awesome show!

Chris Bolter - 13 July, 2009

Atlantic City Shows at the Trickzone Theater!

Recent Show in Wayland, MA

So it's June 7th, 2009 and I just finished a rather lively performance down in Wayland, MA. Not only were the kids there awesome. Everyone had a great time which makes me really happy. In fact, they liked it so much that one particular family hired me on the spot for an upcoming event this Friday.

Well as we all know I do not leave any questions from my Q&A section unanswered. Below you will find the answers to the questions I did not get to during the performance. Again the same formula applies. If there is no name, it will be marked as anonymous.

The Questions:

Q:What did I have for breakfast this morning? - Anonymous
A: You had a googie or a google. Something like that. I'm not sure what it is but I bet you loved it.

Q: Where do I work out? - Chris S.
A: Chris, you work out at Cressey Performance.

Q: What is my dog's name? - Julia
A: Your dog's name is Comet. Just like the golden retriever in Full House.

Q: What are my cousin's names? - Jade
A: There names are Jeffery and Dan.

Q: What is my sister's name? - Marika
A: Her name is Julia.

Q: When will I get married and to whom? - Jill
A: Everyone wants to know these types of questions. Unfortunately, I truly do not know at this time. I do have a slight feeling that you may already know him. But you will have no desire at the present time to start anything with this individual. I see him as a rather large guy, broad shouldered, perhaps brown eyes and a slightly darker complexion. Much taller than you also. Maybe into sports or some type of activity. Maybe football or hockey? Let me know how it goes!

Q: What did I order at Starbucks today? - Anonymous
A: Something delicious. :)

Q: What was the name of my first dog? - Dominico
A: His name was Pete I believe.

Q: What did Jeff do on Hill night? - Rachelle
A: He camped out in a tent or in some kind of rv.

Q: What are my grandmother's names? Alison
A: Alison, they're names are Nora and Jane.

Q: What was the name of my pet that ran away? - Heidi
A: Heidi, his name was Smokey and I'm very sorry about that.

Q: How many kids am I going to have? - Elise
A: Another one of these hard to answer questions. Well Elise you lead me to believe you certainly want kids. And the fact that you're asking "how many" will I have also leads me to believe you want more than one. I'm going to assume you'll have 3 but no more than 4.

Q: What was the name of my childhood band? - Fr. Krakor
A: The name of the band was "The Hye Daghas"

Q: At what age will I get married? - Jen
A: 28 years old. :)

Q: What hospital was I born in? - Dominico Jr.
A: You were born in Beth Israel Hospital.

Q: What was the name of my first golden retriever? - Anonymous
A: His name was Zizig.

Well that just about covers all of the unanswered questions. Again I want to thank the Hyde family for having me down tonight. I had a great time and look forward to coming back in the future!

Christopher Bolter - June 8th, 2009 - 1:30AM
www.chrisboltermagic.com

Massachusetts Institute of Technology - Gamma Phi Delta Theta Show!

I know I'm not incredibly consistent with posting all of my shows on here but I've made a promise to myself to update this more frequently. Oh and thank you for all the great emails about the show! I'm really happy all of you who got to see me perform really enjoyed it. Keep em' coming!


Well I'm fresh off of last night's show for M.I.T's fraternity Gamma Phi Delta Theta. Needless to say it was on the most fun shows I've done in a long time. Talk about some hilarious kids who really know how to kick back and enjoy themselves.

Like all of my shows I always close with my Question and Answer demonstration. Last night was no different. I received a huge number of questions last night, with about 65 people in the audience there was 64! questions submitted! And I will come find the person who was too cool to write down a little question for me!! Just kidding.

Unfortunately because of time constraints on the show I'm only able to mentally answer about 10-12 questions. But as promised and like I do with all of my shows. I will now go ahead and address all of the uncalled questions.

Here's how it works if you're new to this. If you wrote your name on the question I will use your first name and answer your question honestly. If you did not write a name, I will address you as "Anonymous" and still answer your question honestly.

Here we go!

The Missed Questions:

Q: What is my favorite part of a turkey? - Alec
A: Alec, it is the dark meat! (my favorite too!)

Q: What is my presidential campaign slogan? - Ronaldo
A: Your slogan is "Change". Very simple and easy to get on board with. Also, thanks for all of your help Ronaldo!

Q: What is my brother's Korean name? - Nick
A: His name is Jungi. Very cool name by the way.

Q: What sport did you participate in while in high school? - Greg
A: You were a part of the wrestling team!

Q: What kind of car does my dad drive? - Sun
A: He drives a dark colored 2007 Honda Accord

Q: What is the flower of my sorority? - Alex
A: Your sorority flower is the Violet!

Q: What is the best part about my name? - Stum
A: There are no "E"s.

Q: What is the second word in the name of my elementary school? - Cromwell
A: This is a great question! So obscure. Anyways, the word is "Cox"

Q: What town did my dad grow up in? - Arielle
A: Also a great question. He grew up in Hicksville, New York. Why do I hear the theme song from deliverance?

Q: What is my first pet's name? - Ronaldo again
A: Thanks for writing two questions Ronaldo, his name was Alex.

Q: Will I go to China this summer? - Anonymous
A: Even though you're questioning going, asking the question "Will I go" kind of sounds like you're on the fence a little bit. I believe if you really want to go then you will. I have a feeling you just might. Let me know how it was when you get back!

Q: What is the make and model of my road bike? - Sun
A: It is a sweet Bianchi Europa

Q: Which Mass T line has the hottest girls? - Tim
A: Undoubtedly the green line.

Q: What is my middle name? - Anonymous
A: Your middle name is Alexandrovna .. cooool!

Q: What is the serial number of my saxaphone? - Anthony
A: Another awesome if not my favorite question! - The serial number is 200679

Q: What was my first car? - Ned
A: It was an ugly 1984 Jetta GLI (just kidding it wasn't that ugly)

Q: What were the colors of my school uniform when I lived in Australia? - Yuting
A: Another amazingly random question! They were gold and (your words here) Puke Green!

Q: What is my home address ? - Akira
A: 1-22-1-108 Nakamachi - Tokyo, Japan (this is not the full address obviously) And thank you for also including the literal Japanese characters here hehe.

Q: What did I do last summer? - Ainsley
A: God you people have some cool names. You did rowing for Canada.

Q: What college did my sister go to? - Margarita
A: Occidental College !

Q: What is the name of the street I grew up on? - Jean
A: It was Nicholson Dr. thank you for another awesome question Jean!

Well that just about concludes all of the questions. I did leave out a few personal ones and some that shouldn't be addressed on this forum. If you personally do not see your question send me an email at chris@chrisboltermagic.com and I will be happy to go over it with you!

I just want to say thank you to Gamma Phi Delta Theta for having me last night. You guys were awesome and I had a great time performing for you! I hope to see you again in the fall and blow your minds again!

Peace, Love, Life - Christopher Bolter

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