Last night I had the honor of performing for the Home Depot company. It was a fantastic show with so many people I couldn't even count. I got to meet some great people from the company and we all had an awesome time during the show.
As you all know I close all of my big shows with my question and answer routine. Here are the questions from last nights show. Surprisingly we got through quite a few, the ones remaining here we did not get a chance to examine. Enjoy!
Q:What was my 1st husband's name? - Helen
A: His name was Donnie
Q: What is the name of my first grandchild? - Billy
A: Her name is Fran.
Q: How many Toms are there in my family? - Dennis
A: Dennis, there are three Tom's in your family.
Q: What is my street address number in Vermont? - Laura
A: I believe it is 2647
Q: Who was my first ASM (assistant store manager) ? - Eric
A: His name was Tom Gunther.
Q: What was the name of my dog I had while I lived at home? - Sam
A: His name was Peanut Sam.
Q: When was my last drink? - Billy W.
A: Billy, you're last drink was on May 14th, 2004. Congratulations by the way!
Q: What is the name of my car? - Ed
A: Your car's name is Ruby!
Q: What is my older sister's name? - Victoria
A: Your older sister's name is Alysia
Q: Who was my first boyfriend, who broke my heart? - Karen
A: His name was Stephan Pisano, don't worry he's an idiot anyways!
Q: What was my dog's name? - Robert
A: His name was Madison. He was a golden retriever I believe.
Q: Who lives across the street from me? - Ralph
A: Jon lives across the street from you Ralph.
Q: What was my very first car? - Patty
A: It was a black cougar.
Q: What was the name of my best friend who past away when I was little? - Connie
A: Her name was Asha Chambers, I'm very sorry Connie.
Q: What were the names of my childhood turtles? - Judy
A: There names were Hal, and Sal.
And finally,
Q: What is my baby's middle name? - Angela
A: Her middle nameS are Regina Catherine.
Again, I want to thank the Home Depot company for having me last night. I had a great time and I trust you all did as well. Hopefully, I'll be back next year to give you all another awesome show!
Chris Bolter - 13 July, 2009
